When Pigs Fly

This child safe sculpture came with the rust.


Buy this from my husband and the first 3 tetanus shots are free.

MistleTrout

Brad proudly displayed these rustic wooden fish on the wall by our front door. It screamed "Hey Pa, I just caught yer dinner". I took them down and hid them, so the jolly green giant had some fun hanging them where I can't get to them. I should hang some wooden rice and beans.

Close call

Just so you get the scale on that splendiferous piece of crap he was perusing, Brad is 6'5.

Oar you happy to see me?

This tasteful display hangs in our sunroom. I should mention we have never owned a rowboat in our lives.

Fine Art

Hubs bought this for $75. This gorgeous piece of art was proudly displayed on the opposite wall of my bedroom for a few months. I was too embarrassed for it to hang where other people might see it... so you can say I took one for the team. Imagine the pure joy of waking to this artistic vision every morning. I banished it to an upstairs hallway when vertigo and morning sickness took over. I am willing to sell for a nice bottle of rum. Talk to me.

Lobster Buoys

My husband bought a BOX of THIRTEEN of these. He said it was a bargain for these beauties. Imagine my glee when I saw them. When I told him I thought they looked germy and nasty he said they look "authentic". Enjoy.

Ladies... Feel free to submit pictures of crap your husband bought. Don't let me suffer alone.

My house looks like TGI Fridays

I love my husband. I find him delightful and amusing. However he has a problem. He really likes junk. Random junk. He uses yard sales, Craigslist, and antique stores to acquire these random items. It is not unusal to come home to find something truly hideous decorating my walls. I feel like I am fighting a losing battle to keep my house from looking like a TGI Friday's. I created this blog to share these treasures with the world. I cannot endure... um, I mean enjoy these gems alone.